Chidi: Guys, really, it's no big deal.
Nina: "It's not a big deal" is nearly always code for "something is wrong."
Eleanor: Boom! That's what I said. I should've been a marriage counselor.
Bart: Okay, Chidi, out with it. What is so unsatisfying about your soul mate relationship?
Eleanor: Be honest, Chidi. Be, like, the exact right amount of honest so that we can both be happy.
Chidi: I never had a soul mate on earth. I-I never even really had a girlfriend that I "loved." And when I got here, and Michael said I would finally meet my actual soul mate, I was so excited. And it isn't... exactly... what I thought.
Nina: You've never had an intense relationship before. This is all uncharted territory.
Bart: No wonder you're so tense. You know, Nina and I are skilled in the art of massage. Uh, not erotic massage. Although, it can be, and it often leads there, anyway...
Eleanor: Okay, well, you know what? You guys have given us so much to think about. And I think we should go to bed. Just the two of us, alone. Just us. [whispers] I know it's not the right time, but I told you.