Michael: [on TV] We hope you enjoy your eternal stay in the Good Place. Take advantage of our day spa, or Janet... a magical assistant who can get you whatever you want.
Chidi: You mind turning that off? It's been playing on a loop for two days.
Eleanor: The whole neighborhood is offline. We only get the welcome channel. I would love to not watch TV, but you canceled school. [gasps] What have you done to me, you monster?