Chidi: Oh, bud-hole. Okay. Now, tell me everything.
Eleanor: Okay, Jianyu... is a fraud, just like me. His real name is Jason. He's a drug-dealing DJ from Florida. [Chidi gasps] It's gonna be fine. We just need a plan.
Jason: Oh, I got a plan. We hack into Michael's phone, download all his nudes, and then blackmail him.
Eleanor: No. What are you t... no.
Jason: Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.
Eleanor: Dude, be quiet. You are not Jason. You are a monk named Jianyu. Got it?