Quote from Chidi in Tahani Al-Jamil
Michael: Extra, extra! Read all about you. Chidi, this is the perfect hobby for you. Journalism. Chidi: Well, obviously, I like to write. But I don't love deadlines. I prefer to take my time with things. Michael: Yes, I know. Uh, you never even named your dog, did you? When it ran away, you posted signs saying, "responds to long pauses."