‘Yokel Hero’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired November 5, 1988
When Rose feels down about her accomplishments in life, Dorothy and Blanche embellish her entry form for St. Olaf Woman of the Year.
Quote from Rose
Pilot: This is the captain speaking. We are about to begin our descent to St. Gustave airport. At least I think it's the airport.
Rose: Wow, in 20 minutes we'll be in St. Gustave. Then we'll hop on a train for Zumbro Falls and we'll grab the shuttle. By my estimation we should be in St. Olaf in a couple of days.
All: Days?
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Come on. From the other side of the train we'll be able to see Lake Losenbaden.
Blanche: What's that in the shape of?
Rose: A lake.
Dorothy: I think we'll just sit here.
Sophia: I'll go with you, Rose. I'm a sucker for natural beauty. And a gin and tonic. Let's find the bar car.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I can't believe this is the shuttle to St. Olaf. How you doing up there, Ma?
Sophia: Fine.
Dorothy: Sophia, why don't you want to sit back here with us?
Sophia: Because after three days on the road with you guys, this jackass smells better.
Man: Thank you.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: In Sicily we have a simple rule. If your husband dies, you wait 20 years or until you grow a mustache.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: This thing isn't solid gold, is it?
Rose: Oh, no. You just peel off the gold foil and it's pure milk chocolate.
Blanche: Oh, that's the loveliest trophy I've ever seen. I'm gonna get a knife.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Rose, there is no way that we can tell you how proud of you we are.
Sophia: Of course there is. Congratulations, Rose Nylund. You are St. Olaf's woman of the year.
All: Oofda!
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Boy, I know the prescription for me. One of him every four hours.