‘The One That Got Away’
Season 4, Episode 3 - Aired October 29, 1988
Blanche is delighted when the only man to ever get away from her advances comes to town. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy see a strange object in the sky.
Quote from Blanche
Ham: That was a terrific meal. Thanks again.
Blanche: You're welcome. I just figured you deserved it before going back to that high-tension, dog-eat-dog pressure pit you work in.
Ham: Blanche, I run a miniature golf course.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Oh, I wonder what would happen if somebody called my sister Virginia and told her this terribly embarrassing story. I guess there's only one way to find out.
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Rose, there's something we have to talk about. There was an article in today's paper.
Rose: The one about the UFO being a secret bomber?
Dorothy: I'm sorry, Rose.
Rose: Sorry for what? Just because that one bomber wasn't a UFO doesn't mean we should stop watching for others. Does it? Oh. I guess there isn't much point in sitting out here anymore, is there?
Dorothy: Oh, I don't know, Rose. It's such a nice night. Let's stay awhile.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Look! Mr. Feinbaum's totally naked in his bedroom window!
Dorothy: That is the third time we caught you cheating. Ma, you're out of the game.
Sophia: Hey, gimme a break! When you're 80, you're allowed to cheat, just like you're allowed to take money out of your daughter's purse. Oops! Uh... Was that the phone? Don't trouble yourselves. I'll get it.