Sophia Quote #1998

Quote from Sophia in From Here to the Pharmacy

Blanche: Girls, what am I gonna do? I got a call from a soldier who just returned from the Persian Gulf.
Sophia: Don't fall for it, Blanche. Sal didn't come home from World War II till 1951.
Rose: Where was he stationed?
Sophia: In the attic.
Dorothy: Ma, you told me he was in the arctic.
Sophia: The attic, the arctic. Tomato, tomahto. He had a family to feed.


 ‘From Here to the Pharmacy’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Rose: Sophia, wills are no joking matter. Charlie tried to be funny with his and left everything to Henrietta, our prized cow. Well, some lawyer got a hold of the will and represented Henrietta on contingency. There I was presenting my side to a jury of her peers. It took over six months to get the farm back.
Sophia: What a terrible story. I mean it. It's a terrible story. But you must have been relieved when you won.
Rose: Oh, yeah. We celebrated with a big, thick steak.

Quote from Rose

Sophia: Butt out. I'm having an important moment with my heir. Dorothy, Rose is helping me make out an ironclad will.
Dorothy: Wait, you're using Rose as a lawyer?
Rose: I know what I'm doing. Every Thursday, I watch La Law.
Dorothy: That's L.A. Law.
Rose: I wondered why Susan Dey didn't have a French accent.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.