Rose Quote #609
Quote from Rose in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Ernie: Oh, Rose, I'm having a wonderful time. You're a lot of fun to be with.
Rose: Oh, I'm having a good time too. I don't think I've had this much fun since I was a little girl back in St. Olaf. I remember once when I was about ten...
Ernie: You were about to tell a story. Why did you stop?
Rose: Well, this is usually when Dorothy and Blanche interrupt me. Anyway, I'd always go to the movies every Saturday afternoon with all my friends. Oh, we'd have a ball. The only problem was that our town theater was designed for silent movies.
Ernie: They never put in a sound system?
Rose: No. Luckily, our schoolteacher, Miss Sigerson, was an expert lipreader. She'd do all the dialogue. There were some problems sometimes. Through most of Citizen Kane, we all thought everybody was looking for a rowboat.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Impotence of Being Ernest’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Ernie: How's your souffle, Rose?
Rose: Delicious. I never did get the hang of making these. Boy, there is nothing more frustrating than waiting for one of these suckers to rise and it just won't. ... That's no reflection on you, Ernie.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Well, Rose has a date and I don't. What are the odds of something like this happening? There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.
Quote from Rose
Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships, anyway.
Ernie: You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
Rose: Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.
Ernie: You get all sweaty and flushed.
Rose: Your hair gets mussed.
Ernie: You lose your breath.
Rose: You lose your earrings.
Ernie: Your mouth waters.
Rose: Your nose runs.
Ernie: Your heart races.
Rose: Your blood races.
Ernie: Rose.
Rose: Say it, Ernie.
Ernie: It's time, Rose.
Rose: Check, please!