Dorothy Quote #476
Quote from Dorothy in Brotherly Love
Stan: Dorothy, you're not moving. It reminds me of our wedding night.
Dorothy: Stanley, I don't wanna dance with you.
Stan: Dorothy, please. This is really important. Today, Ted called the airline and booked two seats for Acapulco. What does that mean to you?
Dorothy: That he doesn't have a travel agent.
Stan: No, you don't understand. The last time he went to Acapulco, he got married.
Dorothy: So? The last time I went to Coney Island, I got pregnant. What's your point?
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.