Blanche Quote #332
Quote from Blanche in The Actor
Blanche: It's been a wonderful afternoon, Patrick.
Patrick Vaughn: It's been a wonderful week, Blanche.
Blanche: Oh, Patrick, our relationship's just so special, I don't think I can keep it a secret any longer.
Patrick Vaughn: Well, it's hard on me too, Blanche. But when the time is right, I'll rent a plane and write it in the sky.
Blanche: Oh, Patrick, sit down. I want to make a confession. I've never told this to another living soul, but I'm not perfect.
Patrick Vaughn: Blanche.
Blanche: No, I mean it. Look in my left eye. [lays back over his legs] What do you see?
Patrick Vaughn: Well, there's a little sleep crust in the corner.
Blanche: No, I mean in the center. See, there's just a slight flaw in my iris.
Patrick Vaughn: Oh, yes.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Actor’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.