Dorothy Quote #1299

Quote from Dorothy in Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Stan: You know, in a way, this apartment reminds me of our first place. Do you remember the first night we spent there?
Dorothy: Yes. And as I recall, I was trying to read then, too.
Stan: You're still mad at me, aren't you?
Dorothy: Yes, I'm mad at you. Every time you come into my life something bad happens.
Stan: Oh, you're right. You're right. You know, I wish we could go back to the beginning and try again. Go back to that first apartment. We didn't have much, but we were happy to have our own place.
Dorothy: Those were good times. You had gotten your first job.
Stan: Yeah. Back then, you could give blood every week.

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Quote from Blanche

Blanche: You know, Dorothy, I think maybe you're being too hard on her. I know how difficult buyin' shoes can be. Sometimes you get yourself a really good-looking salesman and you try to pretend you don't notice his hands caressing your calf as he tries to keep his mind on shoes, but all the time he's thinking, "Dare I peek? Dare I look more? Dare I look where no eyes have looked before?" And then, as he kneels there before you, little beads of perspiration breakin' out on his forehead, his breath comin' shorter and quicker, he ever so gently slips the supple leather on your quivering foot, and you achieve a perfect fit. Come on, old woman, we need shoes now!

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: Sophia, there's somethin' I don't understand. Now, you're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean. That's part of your charm.
Sophia: Thank you, you bed-hopping relic. [Blanche pops Sophia's balloon]

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Ma, you wear those shoes because they're the only shoes you say you can wear. Whenever we get you other shoes, you say they're uncomfortable.
Sophia: I'm cursed with these square feet. When I was a girl in Sicily, we were too poor for shoes, so I wore olive oil cans.