Dorothy Quote #1295
Quote from Dorothy in Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Dorothy: Uh, Your Honor, this is all a very simple mistake. Stan and I are ready to get an exterminator to take care of those bugs. I don't know how this thing got so far. But believe me, we are not criminals.
Judge: I want you both to get an idea of what it's like for all the people that you collect rent from. So I'm going to sentence both of you to live in apartment until such time as it is brought up to code. [gavel banging]
Dorothy: Wait a minute. You want me to live with him in the same apartment?
Judge: That's right.
Dorothy: But there are bugs there and they'll think Stan is their leader.
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‘Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: You know, Dorothy, I think maybe you're being too hard on her. I know how difficult buyin' shoes can be. Sometimes you get yourself a really good-looking salesman and you try to pretend you don't notice his hands caressing your calf as he tries to keep his mind on shoes, but all the time he's thinking, "Dare I peek? Dare I look more? Dare I look where no eyes have looked before?" And then, as he kneels there before you, little beads of perspiration breakin' out on his forehead, his breath comin' shorter and quicker, he ever so gently slips the supple leather on your quivering foot, and you achieve a perfect fit. Come on, old woman, we need shoes now!
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Sophia, there's somethin' I don't understand. Now, you're always a bit ornery, unpleasant, impolite, even downright mean. That's part of your charm.
Sophia: Thank you, you bed-hopping relic. [Blanche pops Sophia's balloon]
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Ma, you wear those shoes because they're the only shoes you say you can wear. Whenever we get you other shoes, you say they're uncomfortable.
Sophia: I'm cursed with these square feet. When I was a girl in Sicily, we were too poor for shoes, so I wore olive oil cans.