Blanche Quote #1255
Quote from Blanche in Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
Dorothy: Blanche, what made you decide to forgive Rose?
Blanche: Because I'm reasonable and kind and considerate, and I'm back in the game. I have a date tonight with a young man I met in the produce department at the market. I showed him how to thump a melon.
Sophia: There's a euphemism we haven't heard before.
Blanche: I realized something. Just because every man in my life thinks I'm a lesbian doesn't mean there aren't thousands and hundreds and millions of men out there who don't. [doorbell rings] That must be my melon man.
Dorothy: Zorro rides again.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Goodbye, Mr. Gordon’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: So that's why you're acting like it's the first day of school. Mr. Gordon is coming over. [kissing sounds]
Dorothy: Mother, just stop that. Mr. Gordon is probably over 70 by now. He's practically ancient.
Sophia: Seventy is ancient? If I met a man that age who looked halfway decent, I'd be on my back before you could say, "I've fallen and I can't get up."
Quote from Sophia
Ron: Any other questions? Ah, here we go.
Sophia: This is directed to Dorothy's lover. Do people treat you differently because you're a lesbian?
Blanche: Well, most people don't know.
Sophia: Really? I would've guessed right off.
Sophia: Next question to Dorothy. What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?
Dorothy: I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at the home.
Sophia: No more questions.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: I don't wanna hear any more of this. I don't like you being taken advantage of by some guy from out of town. At least, when Blanche does it, it's good for tourism.