Sophia Quote #2036

Quote from Sophia in Old Boyfriends

Marvin: I didn't mean to just blurt it out, but I can explain, and I know you and your daughter must have a lot of questions.
Sophia: You bet we do. And by the way, Dorothy's not my daughter. She's my lesbian lover.
Dorothy: Ma.
Sophia: See, Marvin? How do you like it? Not a pretty picture, is it?

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Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

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Dorothy: What is going on here?
Sophia: I'm looking through the personals to find myself a man. Remember what that is, Dorothy? It's an animal, kind of like a woman, except that it's got a-
Dorothy: Ma!

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Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man.