Dorothy Quote #1254

Quote from Dorothy in Old Boyfriends

Dorothy: Listen, Ma, I have an idea. Why don't I go and pick up Marvin, bring him here, and that way, the two of you can be alone?
Rose: And Blanche and Thor and I will be out on the lanai, so you'll have the living room all to yourselves.
Sophia: You're all willing to do this?
Dorothy: Well, of course. Now, come on, let's go pick out the teeth you'll wear tonight.

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 ‘Old Boyfriends’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: What is going on here?
Sophia: I'm looking through the personals to find myself a man. Remember what that is, Dorothy? It's an animal, kind of like a woman, except that it's got a-
Dorothy: Ma!

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man.