Sophia Quote #2028

Quote from Sophia in Old Boyfriends

Sophia: Hey, listen to this. "Older gentleman seeks lady of refinement. I like moonlit nights, romantic Italian dinners and waking up in the morning. If you're old enough to remember when Sinatra was skinny, please send letter and photo." This is the one. He's perfect. I found myself a man.

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