Blanche Quote #1210
Quote from Blanche in The Monkey Show
Rose: Hello, this is Rose Nylund and this is Blanche Devereaux.
Blanche: Hi, boys.
Rose: And we're going to be with you for the next eight hours on the Save the McKinley Lighthouse Telethon.
So, please call the number that's flashing on your screen to make your pledges. [555-G-I-V-E]
Blanche: And, uh, for that handsome guy in the red corvette that I cut off on Highway 12 yesterday, you can call my personal number which is flashin' on your screen now. [555-E-A-S-Y]
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The Monkey Show’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing?
Sophia: Filling sandbags, Dorothy. There's a hurricane a-coming.
Dorothy: "A-coming"?
Sophia: That's right. People only use the "A" when a really big storm is a-coming or a-brewing. So grab a sack and start a-shoveling.
Quote from Rose
Blanche: Oh, you're back from your session early. Was it as cathartic as you thought?
Dorothy: Well, I don't know if "cathartic" is the word.
Rose: You should do what I do. I find if I repeat a word that's confused me, I look smarter than I really am. Like, "Was it cathartic?" "Oh, I've had a catharticism." "Of course, I'm not the type to kiss and cathartirize."
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Ma, the weather report said nothing about a hurricane.
Sophia: Ida Pearlberg down at the senior center woke up this morning with a leg cramp. Need I say more?
Dorothy: Yes.
Sophia: Dorothy, when you get around my age, two things happen. One, you get more intuitive about the weather. And two, corn becomes your enemy.