Sophia Quote #1943

Quote from Sophia in Mother Load

Dr. Halperin: Oh, this is great. But I want you to understand, this is just the first step.
Stan: Doctor, you are a genius. I feel great! Let's go to dinner and celebrate. How does Chinese food sound?
Sophia: I love Chinese food.
Dorothy: Oh, why not? A celebratory dinner to bury the hatchet.
Stan: Who invited you?
Sophia: Don't wait up.

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 ‘Mother Load’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Rose: Therapy's a wonderful idea. Oh, I remember St. Olaf's most famous psychotherapists, the Freud brothers, Sigmund and Roy. You may have read their bestseller, "If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?"

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Oh, Ma, I'm making dinner. What would you like to eat?
Sophia: A nice thick T-bone steak, corn on the cob, and pecan pie for dessert. Now ask me what I can chew.
Dorothy: I'll start soaking the cornflakes now.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.