Dorothy Quote #1193
Quote from Dorothy in Mother Load
Stan: This isn't the way it's supposed to be. If it isn't real, what does it mean? Let's just forget it.
Sophia: What, you're surprised? I'm supposed to love you? Oh, sure, Stan, I love you. I love you for knocking up my daughter when she was 17 years old. For sponging off Sal and me for eight years. For cheating on Dorothy left, right, and sideways. Oh, yeah, I love you.
Stan: Sophia, listen, I know I always haven't been the best son-in-law, but I've got other memories. Good memories. The four of us watching TV on that ugly green sofa Sal bought from his boss. Summer weekends on the Jersey shore. It hasn't been all bad. Dorothy, help me out here. Dorothy?
Dorothy: I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Mother Load’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Therapy's a wonderful idea. Oh, I remember St. Olaf's most famous psychotherapists, the Freud brothers, Sigmund and Roy. You may have read their bestseller, "If I Have All the Cheese I Want, Why Am I Still Unhappy?"
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: [groans] [moans] Oh, my, my, my, my, my!
Dorothy: Why do I feel the need to bathe?
Rose: So, how was it, Blanche?
Blanche: Oh, you might as well ask me to describe the glory of the Great Smoky Mountains as they rise from the mist of a Carolina dawn.
Dorothy: They went to a sleazy motel.
Blanche: Or the colors of the monarch butterfly, spreading its wings as it emerges from the miracle of the cocoon.
Dorothy: She got him to pay for half the room.
Blanche: Or the sturdy cypress reaching heavenward, tall and mighty and proud!
Dorothy: That one I think is pretty self-explanatory.
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Blanche, honey, you okay?
Blanche: Oh, why do these things keep happenin' to me? And why do I let them keep happenin'? I'm just tired of gettin' all dressed up, lookin' gorgeous, going out, only to lose out in the end. On the other hand, I am dressed up, and I do look gorgeous, and it is gringo night at Hernando's Hacienda. Oh, but I don't think I ought to go. I'm just so vulnerable. Does anyone know how to say vulnerable in Spanish? Oh, never mind, I'll say it with my eyes. Adios. [exits]
Sophia: I said it before, and I'll say it again. Sluts just heal quicker.