Dorothy Quote #1136
Quote from Dorothy in Hey, Look Me Over
Dorothy: Honey, why don't we ask Blanche?
Rose: Oh, I can't talk to Blanche. When I'm upset, everything comes out wrong. Face it, Dorothy, I don't have your quick wit, your conversation skills, your- Your way with- With-
Dorothy: Words?
Rose: Words. Thank you. I'd probably end up calling her a slut.
Dorothy: Oh, come on. Honey, "slut" is a little harsh. I mean, Blanche isn't that bad.
Blanche: Oh, my God, I can barely walk.
Dorothy: Although "slut" does have a documentary feel to it.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Hey, Look Me Over’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Well, I've got two tickets here for the final night of the Philharmonic, and one of them has your name on it. Here you go, Opus.
Dorothy: I thought you two went last night.
Sophia: I traded those for these. Actually, last night we went to see Dying Young. Terrific. I laughed till I peed. And then I laughed at that.
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Hey! Anyway, Dorothy, these new hearing aids just fit right in the ear canal. Nobody can even see 'em, so what does it matter?
Dorothy: It matters because it's a step I don't want to take. Look, I don't mind being divorced or having to struggle to pay my bills or having to eat my weight in supplements every morning, but I will not do this. I will not become an old person. [holding her shoulder] Ooh, rain's coming.