Sophia Quote #1869
Quote from Sophia in Hey, Look Me Over
Dorothy: [enunciating loudly] Hi, Ma. How are you? Are you happy today?
Sophia: Oh, my God, we're being bugged. Who is it? Immigration?
Dorothy: Ma, what are you talking about?
Sophia: [talking to the barbecue] Uh, happy? I'm- I'm happy, all right, happy to be a citizen of the United States of America.
Dorothy: Ma, you are a citizen.
Sophia: [talking to a cactus] That's right, Dorothy. As far as we know, I am a citizen, a citizen of the US of A, home of presidents like, um, Ford, Lincoln... Help me out here, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Bush, Ma.
Sophia: [to a plant] Oh, and Reagan.
The Golden Girls Quotes
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Quote from Blanche
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Well, I've got two tickets here for the final night of the Philharmonic, and one of them has your name on it. Here you go, Opus.
Dorothy: I thought you two went last night.
Sophia: I traded those for these. Actually, last night we went to see Dying Young. Terrific. I laughed till I peed. And then I laughed at that.
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Hey! Anyway, Dorothy, these new hearing aids just fit right in the ear canal. Nobody can even see 'em, so what does it matter?
Dorothy: It matters because it's a step I don't want to take. Look, I don't mind being divorced or having to struggle to pay my bills or having to eat my weight in supplements every morning, but I will not do this. I will not become an old person. [holding her shoulder] Ooh, rain's coming.