Blanche Quote #1148
Quote from Blanche in Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Rose: Girls, do I have news for you.
Dorothy: Rose, where have you been?
Rose: Trying to get hold of the fire inspector who inspected Shady Pines. I wanted to double-check there wasn't anything wrong with the building.
Dorothy: And?
Rose: And get this. They said the inspector quit three days after the Shady Pines fire. It seems he mysteriously came into some money and moved to an exclusive Palm Beach neighborhood. Do you know what that means?
Dorothy: Rose, of course I know what this means.
Rose: Then will you explain it to me? It all sounded suspicious, but I couldn't quite piece it together.
Blanche: Rose, you nitwit, that means the guy was probably on the take.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Herb Shrewsbury: Well, the trial is set for a month from now, so I'm going to need some character witnesses.
Blanche: Maybe you should start by interviewing me. I would make a wonderful witness. I can't tell you how many times I've been badgered by lawyers. Well, I could, but it might sound like boasting.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Hey, I have an idea. Let's have a getting-out-of-prison party. See, everybody can pretend they've been locked up for about three years and they have all this pent-up sexual energy. Everybody's all pumped up because all you ever do in prison is lift weights, so we'll get all those muscle guys with homemade tattoos... What are you looking at?
Quote from Sophia
Herb Shrewsbury: You did a good job, ladies, but let's not forget there still has to be a trial, and Mrs. Heartgrove's confession is pretty strong. I just wish we had something that reflected on her credibility.
Sophia: What if we had a video of her and a friend mooning a hot dog vendor?
Herb Shrewsbury: That would totally discredit her.
Sophia: Wait a minute. I just remembered who the friend was. Can't use it. Moving on.