Blanche Quote #1144
Quote from Blanche in Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Dorothy: Can we concentrate? It seems like all we ever do around here is eat.
Blanche: Maybe it's all you ever do.
Dorothy: Oh, excuse me. I forgot about all those other appetites you satisfy before going to the fridge.
Blanche: My life is more than just sex and food. I take care of this house. Why, just the other day we had a leak, and the gas man came out. Oh, no, wait a minute. I guess that falls under sex.
Rose: And you did fix him a sandwich afterwards.
Blanche: Oh, yeah.
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‘Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Herb Shrewsbury: Well, the trial is set for a month from now, so I'm going to need some character witnesses.
Blanche: Maybe you should start by interviewing me. I would make a wonderful witness. I can't tell you how many times I've been badgered by lawyers. Well, I could, but it might sound like boasting.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Hey, I have an idea. Let's have a getting-out-of-prison party. See, everybody can pretend they've been locked up for about three years and they have all this pent-up sexual energy. Everybody's all pumped up because all you ever do in prison is lift weights, so we'll get all those muscle guys with homemade tattoos... What are you looking at?
Quote from Sophia
Herb Shrewsbury: You did a good job, ladies, but let's not forget there still has to be a trial, and Mrs. Heartgrove's confession is pretty strong. I just wish we had something that reflected on her credibility.
Sophia: What if we had a video of her and a friend mooning a hot dog vendor?
Herb Shrewsbury: That would totally discredit her.
Sophia: Wait a minute. I just remembered who the friend was. Can't use it. Moving on.