Dorothy Quote #1073
Quote from Dorothy in Older and Wiser
Blanche: Oh, my God!
Dorothy: What's the matter, Blanche?
Rose: Oh, my God!
Dorothy: Oh, come on, no matter what- Oh, my God! "Does your face look like this? Do your hands look like this? You need Ponce de Leon Antiaging Cream." [laughing, then seriously] I'd sue.
Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, how could you?
Rose: Oh, look, they have airbrushed liver spots all over us.
Dorothy: Tell me about it. You guys look like you should be barking on the front seat of a fire engine. [laughing, then seriously] I really would sue.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Older and Wiser’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Well, it wasn't unnatural in St. Olaf. We not only took care of our old people, we revered them, honored them, put them on a pedestal. 'Course, that's how we got to be the broken hip capital of the Midwest.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I have to go to work, and I don't want you to worry about me. I'm going to say to you what you said to me the very first day you dropped me off at school. "See if you can find someone who looks clean to drive you home."
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: What's wrong?
Blanche: I will tell you what's wrong. I took Rose here on my shoot today, and they want to use her hands. Imagine. They want to use my face but her hands. Can you believe it? This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
Dorothy: Ah, how quickly you forget the 1964 Tokyo Olympics.
Blanche: Big deal. 80,000 people had to wait 20 minutes. The torch eventually got there, didn't it?