Sophia Quote #1747
Quote from Sophia in There Goes the Bride: Part 1
Stan: Anyway, Sophia, it occurred to me that I never actually asked your permission to marry your daughter, and well, I guess in asking her hand, I'm also asking your hand. So, what do you say? Will you be my mother-in-law?
Sophia: Marrying us both, eh? So, uh, I suppose one could say six years ago you left us both. Of course, that was after you spent the entire marriage cheating on us both. The only difference is, you haven't been forgiven by us both. So the answer is no. I don't trust you, Stan. And where there is no trust, there is no family. You marry this man and we're no longer family. You do this, you are out of my life forever.
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‘There Goes the Bride: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: So I don't know what to do. I tried to convince Myra that he's just a friend, but she wouldn't listen. She won't accept the divorce. I feel threatened.
Sophia: Oh, please, that's no threat. Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?
Both: No.
Sophia: Too bad. I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I have some news. I told my mother about us.
Stan: You're kidding? How did she take it?
Dorothy: Pretty well.
Stan: Chest pains?
Dorothy: You remember.
Stan: Hey, you don't forget your wedding day.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Who's on the phone?
Rose: It's that woman from the restaurant.
Sophia: Give me the phone. [on the phone] So, uh, you're Myra. Who am I? Some call me Sophia. Others know me as "The Terminator." Of course, these people have corneas that look like cotton balls.
Rose: Maybe I better talk.
Sophia: Is that right? Well, listen, Myra, I'm not afraid of you. I'm from Sicily. You know what the number one export of our village is? Ransom notes. [aside] I had a flashback in the can.