Rose Quote #1225
Quote from Rose in There Goes the Bride: Part 1
Blanche: I just got off the phone. That stripper you called is on his way over.
Rose: Great, I'll start another game in the meantime. Everybody, pay attention. New game.
All: Ugh!
Rose: Oh, this is a St. Olaf favorite. Everybody puts on a blindfold and then they choose a partner. And then they think of a number and the other person thinks of an object. And then the bride tags someone and they call out their number and then they switch with her, and so on and so on and so on. And however many switches there are, that's the number of children the bride will have. [giggles] And the numbers have to add up. And you can collect the objects. OK, everybody, put on your blindfold. [Rose puts on her blindfold; nobody else does] Everybody wearing 'em?
All: Yes!
Rose: Okay, uh. Spatula, 11!
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘There Goes the Bride: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: So I don't know what to do. I tried to convince Myra that he's just a friend, but she wouldn't listen. She won't accept the divorce. I feel threatened.
Sophia: Oh, please, that's no threat. Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?
Both: No.
Sophia: Too bad. I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I have some news. I told my mother about us.
Stan: You're kidding? How did she take it?
Dorothy: Pretty well.
Stan: Chest pains?
Dorothy: You remember.
Stan: Hey, you don't forget your wedding day.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Who's on the phone?
Rose: It's that woman from the restaurant.
Sophia: Give me the phone. [on the phone] So, uh, you're Myra. Who am I? Some call me Sophia. Others know me as "The Terminator." Of course, these people have corneas that look like cotton balls.
Rose: Maybe I better talk.
Sophia: Is that right? Well, listen, Myra, I'm not afraid of you. I'm from Sicily. You know what the number one export of our village is? Ransom notes. [aside] I had a flashback in the can.