Rose Quote #969
Quote from Rose in There Goes the Bride: Part 1
Rose: Girls, Ray and I aren't dating. Miles is in Europe with some students, and I needed an escort for the Children's Hospital fund-raiser. Miles suggested I take Ray. As a friend, that's all.
Blanche: Well, then you're missing a prime opportunity. Dating a boyfriend's friend is exciting. Take it from me. I wrote the book on dating.
Rose: Really? What's it called?
Blanche: It doesn't have a title, you twit.
Dorothy: Hi- Oh, sorry. Well, good night.
Blanche: Oh, you going to bed already?
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about going right to bed?
Rose: Hey, Blanche, that's a great title for your book!
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘There Goes the Bride: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: So I don't know what to do. I tried to convince Myra that he's just a friend, but she wouldn't listen. She won't accept the divorce. I feel threatened.
Sophia: Oh, please, that's no threat. Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?
Both: No.
Sophia: Too bad. I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I have some news. I told my mother about us.
Stan: You're kidding? How did she take it?
Dorothy: Pretty well.
Stan: Chest pains?
Dorothy: You remember.
Stan: Hey, you don't forget your wedding day.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Who's on the phone?
Rose: It's that woman from the restaurant.
Sophia: Give me the phone. [on the phone] So, uh, you're Myra. Who am I? Some call me Sophia. Others know me as "The Terminator." Of course, these people have corneas that look like cotton balls.
Rose: Maybe I better talk.
Sophia: Is that right? Well, listen, Myra, I'm not afraid of you. I'm from Sicily. You know what the number one export of our village is? Ransom notes. [aside] I had a flashback in the can.