Blanche Quote #1032
Quote from Blanche in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Blanche: You don't have to lie to Miles. Just don't tell him the truth. Turn this thing to your advantage. Now, if you hold Miles at bay, amazing things will start to happen. He'll become more attentive, send you flowers. He'll be a prisoner of love, and you'll be the warden. And if you're interested, I have costumes for both of you to rent.
Dorothy: Blanche, first, you tell my mother to sleep with a stranger, now this? I mean, what makes you think you know everything about the opposite sex?
Blanche: Let the record speak for itself. I have had 143 relationships.
Dorothy: And no convictions.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Rose, what does the letter say?
Rose: You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.
Dorothy: "Dear St. Olafian, I'm afraid there's bad news."
Rose: What?
Dorothy: "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."
Rose: Oh, no. I better send water.
Dorothy: "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf, the Umbrella King. He has suffered enough."
Rose: Well, if it'll help bring in the crops.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: What if I got gorgeous for nothing? What if Tony doesn't even notice me?
Blanche: Well, that's his hard luck. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: The only ones my age are floating on the top.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Sophia, I'll bet with a few tips from me, you can have this guy Tony in bed in no time.
Sophia: That's good, because that's exactly how much time we have.
Dorothy: Now, my mother does not do that.
Sophia: Yes, I do. I've just been in dry dock. I'm back now. I'm suited up, Coach. Put me back in the game.
Blanche: OK, but you have to listen to everything I say. When I say "jump," you say, "On who?"