Sophia Quote #1638
Quote from Sophia in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Rose: Hi, Sophia. How was your date last night?
Sophia: Tony Delveccio is a dreamboat. I wouldn't mind glancing over at the night table and seeing his teeth next to mine.
Dorothy: Ma, please. I mean, it's probably silly, but I'm not that comfortable hearing about your romantic escapades with men.
Sophia: Then you're gonna hate this. I fantasize about him all day. Last night, I dreamed I was Joan of Arc, and he was coming at me with a hose.
Dorothy: Ma, maybe it was just a religious-experience dream.
Blanche: Did he put out the fire?
Sophia: Three times.
Blanche: Wow, the seldom-achieved Joan of Arc fantasy triple. Sophia, I hate you.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Rose, what does the letter say?
Rose: You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.
Dorothy: "Dear St. Olafian, I'm afraid there's bad news."
Rose: What?
Dorothy: "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."
Rose: Oh, no. I better send water.
Dorothy: "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf, the Umbrella King. He has suffered enough."
Rose: Well, if it'll help bring in the crops.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: What if I got gorgeous for nothing? What if Tony doesn't even notice me?
Blanche: Well, that's his hard luck. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: The only ones my age are floating on the top.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Sophia, I'll bet with a few tips from me, you can have this guy Tony in bed in no time.
Sophia: That's good, because that's exactly how much time we have.
Dorothy: Now, my mother does not do that.
Sophia: Yes, I do. I've just been in dry dock. I'm back now. I'm suited up, Coach. Put me back in the game.
Blanche: OK, but you have to listen to everything I say. When I say "jump," you say, "On who?"