Sophia Quote #1626
Quote from Sophia in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Dorothy: Ma, I have a little surprise for you. Girls? Look who it is.
Sophia: It's Blanche and Rose. Where's the surprise?
Rose: Honey, we're your surprise. We came to see you.
Sophia: Nice to see you. What a lovely surprise. Welcome to our little convent. Not even a Bundt cake, huh?
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Sophia: But this time, I'm gonna fulfill my destiny. This time, I'm gonna become a nun.
Dorothy: Do you believe what we just heard?
Blanche: I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "nun." The word says it.
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Dorothy: I'm her daughter Dorothy. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
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Quote from The Flu
Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
Quote from The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.