Sophia Quote #1624

Quote from Sophia in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Sophia: Hello, Reverend Mother. My, you look holier-than-thou today.
Mother Superior: Save it, Sister Suck Up. How do you explain this note I found in the suggestion box?
Sophia: Well, you said we needed money for the chapel. I thought that would be a good fund-raiser.
Mother Superior: A beefcake calendar of "Monks of the Midwest"?
Sophia: Oh, come on. Open up your mind.
Mother Superior: Sophia, I'm going to go pray now. I won't tell you what I'm going to pray for because it would hurt your feelings. But when I'm done, I expect a complete change of attitude. Understand?
Sophia: Ooh, I'm so scared. What is she gonna do, take away my self-denial privileges?

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