Dorothy Quote #1002
Quote from Dorothy in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Dorothy: Look, I got a card from Ma. Oh, Dorothy, read it out loud. "Dear Pussycat, I have everything I need, but it's hard to get a decent bikini wax."
Blanche: Oh! Ha-ha. Ha-ha.
Dorothy: Dorothy, I remember you fondly, and the same goes for Blanche and Rita. Wish you were here. No one can reach the third shelf in the pantry. Best, Sister Ma." [laughs] God, I miss that woman.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Sophia: But this time, I'm gonna fulfill my destiny. This time, I'm gonna become a nun.
Dorothy: Do you believe what we just heard?
Blanche: I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "nun." The word says it.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I'm her daughter Dorothy. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the phone for a half-hour, and guess what.
Blanche: You forgot to dial first?
Rose: No.
Dorothy: You held the receiver upside down?
Rose: Unh-unh.
Dorothy: It wasn't even the phone, it was the TV remote control.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: Blanche, please. I'm not an idiot. The TV has a remote control?