Sophia Quote #1619

Quote from Sophia in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Dorothy: Ma, you actually went to a convent? Why didn't I know that?
Sophia: Because you're divorced. Technically, in the eyes of the church, you don't even exist. I spit on you. Unless, of course, the sister would like to spit on you first.

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Blanche: You forgot to dial first?
Rose: No.
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Rose: Unh-unh.
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Rose: No.
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