Sophia Quote #1616

Quote from Sophia in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Dorothy: Ma, what are you talking about?
Sophia: God spoke to me today at the funeral. He told me to join the order.
Blanche: God spoke to you? You haven't been eating chili dogs again, have you?
Sophia: That was an honest mistake. And to clarify, that's when I thought God was whistling to me. This was him talking.

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