Blanche Quote #979
Quote from Blanche in Once, in St. Olaf
Rose: Sophia, where've you been?
Blanche: What are you doin' on this elevator?
Sophia: I'm into easy listening. How the hell should I know?
Dorothy: What difference does it make? We found you.
Rose: Oh, what a day this has been. I found my father. You found your mother.
Blanche: And I found you can't give a sponge bath without the patient's consent.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Once, in St. Olaf’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, where is Dr. Warren? This is insane. Where do doctors go in the middle of the night?
Blanche: Well, their call rooms are up on the 12th floor, but you have to take the back stairs to get to 'em. Unless you have that special key for the main elevator. I'm guessin'.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: You know who my fantasy parents were?
Dorothy: Who, Blanche, Masters and Johnson?
Blanche: Not my fantasy neighbors. No, my fantasy mother was the Queen of England, and then she died and I became queen. And all the men were very happy for all the obvious reasons. And I looked cute on the money. 'Course, all the women were unhappy, but screw 'em. I was queen.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Blanche, it is the middle of the night. My mother is missing. I am scared to death and I'm trying to find a doctor. You'll have to excuse me if I don't have the rolling gait of a nymphomaniac.