Rose Quote #844
Quote from Rose in The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
Rose: Oh, I just hope the band doesn't play the St. Olaf Wedding March.
Dorothy: I think the chances of their playing that are pretty slim.
Rose: I don't know. It got awfully popular after Laurel and Hardy started using it as their theme song.
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‘The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: This is the last time I ever date a doctor. Imagine dumping me for an emergency appendectomy! I just hate it when doctors use the Hippocratic oath as an excuse for everything.
Dorothy: Blanche, it was his appendix.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Dorothy, you do that one more time, I'm gonna write on this wall, "For a good time, call Dorothy Zbornak."
Dorothy: Blanche, this is the ladies' room.
Blanche: Right!
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: When I was 14 in Sicily, my father arranged a marriage with a neighbor's son. My dowry was two chickens, a ladle and a goat to be named later.
Dorothy: We came from a wealthy family.
Sophia: But the day of my wedding, as I stood at the altar, the boy I was to marry was on a cattle boat headed for America. That night, on a tear-stained pillow, I put a curse on him.
Rose: A curse?
Sophia: Nothing fancy. I remember I said, "Giuseppe Mangiacavallo, from this day forward, may you and all your future generations never know true love. May you be sterile, and may all your offspring be sterile. May your hair never lie flat, and may your socks always slip down inside your shoes."