Blanche Quote #938
Quote from Blanche in The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
Dorothy: You're trying too hard, Blanche.
Blanche: Well, you hurt me with what you said. Oh, Dorothy, let me get you somebody hot off my A-list. Somebody tall, good-looking, goes with everything.
Dorothy: Doug?
Blanche: How about an ex-racecar driver? Speaks five languages, has three car dealerships. Has a slight limp, so he can only dance in a circle, but that works at a wedding.
Dorothy: Doug.
Blanche: I got an anesthesiologist, but you won't feel anything.
Dorothy: Doug.
Blanche: All right, Doug. But listen. Don't you forget, you be careful. This man is on loan from the Blanche Devereaux collection.
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‘The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: This is the last time I ever date a doctor. Imagine dumping me for an emergency appendectomy! I just hate it when doctors use the Hippocratic oath as an excuse for everything.
Dorothy: Blanche, it was his appendix.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Dorothy, you do that one more time, I'm gonna write on this wall, "For a good time, call Dorothy Zbornak."
Dorothy: Blanche, this is the ladies' room.
Blanche: Right!
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: When I was 14 in Sicily, my father arranged a marriage with a neighbor's son. My dowry was two chickens, a ladle and a goat to be named later.
Dorothy: We came from a wealthy family.
Sophia: But the day of my wedding, as I stood at the altar, the boy I was to marry was on a cattle boat headed for America. That night, on a tear-stained pillow, I put a curse on him.
Rose: A curse?
Sophia: Nothing fancy. I remember I said, "Giuseppe Mangiacavallo, from this day forward, may you and all your future generations never know true love. May you be sterile, and may all your offspring be sterile. May your hair never lie flat, and may your socks always slip down inside your shoes."