Dorothy Quote #897
Quote from Dorothy in An Illegitimate Concern
Sophia: Well, Rose, do I look like the mayor of Palm Springs?
Rose: Doug Henning is the mayor of Palm Springs?
Sophia: Just play the music, Rose.
[Rose starts to play "I Got You Babe"]
Dorothy: [singing] They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow
Sophia: [singing] I don't know if all that's true But you got me and, baby, I got you
Both: Babe I got you, babe I got you, babe
Dorothy: They say our love won't pay the rent- [Rose stops playing] Rose, what's wrong? There's another verse.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘An Illegitimate Concern’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Why did George cheat on me?
Rose: Why does any man cheat?
Dorothy: Well, there are two popular theories. One, men are victims of an evolutionary process which genetically programs their sexual habits.
Blanche: What's the other theory?
Dorothy: Men are scum.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Please, Dorothy. If we win this thing, I can die a happy woman.
Dorothy: Ma, I refuse to be a part of your neurotic need to be number one. Now, just let it go.
Sophia: How many challenges do I have left in life? Seeing if I can get more than halfway across the street before the "Don't Walk" sign comes on. Trying to stay awake on the john. Hoping it is the john. Competition is the thing that keeps me going. But, if you want me to let it go.
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Oh, now, that is really odd. I mean, if he's selling encyclopedias, why didn't he try to sell us a set?
Rose: And you know what else is so strange about it? He didn't bring them in.
Blanche: Rose. No encyclopedia salesman lugs around 26 volumes door-to-door.
Rose: Are you kidding? In St. Olaf they carry 52.
Blanche: Why?
Rose: Balance.
Dorothy: Rose, why don't they just carry 13 in each hand?
Rose: Excuse me. I have to make a phone call.