Blanche Quote #876
Quote from Blanche in Triple Play
Dorothy: [answering phone] Hello? No. No, we don't have a car for sale. You must have the wrong number.
Blanche: Is it a man or a woman?
Dorothy: It's a woman, interested in a Mercedes.
Blanche: Mm-hm. Hello. Sorry, the car's been sold. Uh-huh. [hangs up]
Dorothy: Blanche, what is this all about?
Blanche: I have figured out the most wonderful way to meet men. Rich, eligible men. I put an ad in the paper saying I have a Mercedes for sale for a very low price.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Triple Play’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: I am so glad to finally meet you. Lunch is all set up out on the lanai. Your father says you're a classical musician. What do you play?
Caroline: The English horn.
Rose: I didn't know horns had nationalities. But I guess it makes sense. If jumping beans can be Mexican and fire drills can be Chinese and flies can be Spanish.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step, meeting a man's family.
Blanche: Don't worry about it, honey. Men will be over, but they'll be in and out all day.
Dorothy: Don't say it, Ma.
Sophia: I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Ma, I wanna know, where did you get the money?
Sophia: The government has been kinder and gentler by sending me more social security checks than they used to.
Dorothy: The computer made a mistake. Ma, that money doesn't belong to you. Now, how much are we talking about?
Sophia: Enough to have you rubbed out if you rat on me.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: So far, 170 grand. But I haven't checked today's mail.