Sophia Quote #1200
Quote from Sophia in Rites of Spring
Sophia: It's too bad we're not back home. There's no place like Sicily.
Rose: Why do you say that, Sophia?
Sophia: Because in Sicily I could solve this with one phone call.
Blanche: To whom?
Sophia: Nicodemo the Ugly. Whenever you wanted to look gorgeous at a party, you hired him to be your date.
Blanche: You mean women paid him to stand next to them at parties and look disgusting?
Sophia: Please. They paid through the nose. That's also how he usually gave them their change.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?