Blanche Quote #742
Quote from Blanche in Rites of Spring
[flashback:]
Yvonne: Ladies, I'm sorry. When you told me you were serious, I took you literally. Just forget this stuff. Wear your sweats.
Dorothy: Oh, no, no, no, Yvonne. We want all that stuff.
Blanche: We do. We really do.
Rose: Well, I don't. I'm gonna stick with my sweat suit and my PF Flyers. I'll see you girls in the locker room.
Dorothy: Yvonne, she's not serious.
Blanche: Never has been, never will be.
Yvonne: OK, then you'll need new gym bags, water bottles, vitamin packs, and most importantly, a sports training bra to minimize jiggle and bounce.
Blanche: Yvonne, honey, I think you're missing the whole point of having breasts.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?
Quote from Dorothy
[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?