Dorothy Quote #717
Quote from Dorothy in Love Me Tender
Eddie: Please. Please, let me finish. I know I'm plain to look at, but everything I do seems to drive the opposite sex crazy. I don't do it on purpose. It just happens. The way I look at a woman. The way I make love to a woman.
The way I kiss a woman. The way I make love to a woman.
Rose: You said "make love" twice.
Eddie: I know. It's my favorite. I'm not surprised you wanted to dump me tonight, Dorothy, the good ones always do. They always end up wanting more than just nights filled with unbridled ecstasy.
Blanche: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Eddie: I'd better get going. I've caused enough trouble.
Dorothy: Look, Eddie, can't we see each other occasionally, just as friends?
Eddie: It won't work. It's like trying to eat one potato chip. Au revoir.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Love Me Tender’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Blanche: I guess it's just like that old saying: opposites attract.
Rose: Oh, that's very true. Back in St. Olaf, Ollie Canudenspringle and his wife Bridget were opposites in every way. I mean, he was fat, she was thin. He was neat, she was sloppy. He was tall, she was short. He was cheap, she was extravagant. He was...
Sophia: Opposites. We get the picture.
Rose: Well, anyway, I'll never forget the time they sang at our annual talent show, right after the herring juggling act.
Blanche: You mean to tell me that somebody actually juggled herring.
Rose: No. It was the herring who did the juggling. Tiny little Ginsu knives. Really very dangerous. I mean, one false move, they could have filleted themselves.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Oh, the "Be a Pal" program? Well, each week, you get a motherless girl and be her pal. Help her with her homework and take her to movies and have dinner together.
Dorothy: That's very interesting. Maybe I could get involved with that. How about you, Blanche?
Blanche: Sure. Why, nothing would be more satisfying than to be of loving service to a lonely, motherless child.
Of course, I'll have to see pictures of the father before I commit.
Quote from Rose
Eddie: I'm sorry. I'm still not really recovered. You see, after 25 years of marriage, my wife Roberta sent me a Dear John letter.
Rose: That's terrible. Married 25 years and she doesn't know your name is Eddie?