Blanche Quote #670

Quote from Blanche in Blind Date

John: I'm glad it was red wine and not white.
Blanche: Why? White's easier to get out.
John: I know, but I spilled red meat on this jacket at lunch, and I wouldn't want your dry cleaner to think I was gauche.

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