Blanche Quote #669

Quote from Blanche in Blind Date

John: This is embarrassing. I gotta be the clumsiest guy on earth.
Blanche: No.
John: You don't happen to know a good dry cleaner, do you?
Blanche: Oh, only the best. You know Andre's on Elm?
John: Sure.
Blanche: Well, Andre takes his clothes to this place. I'll write it down for you.

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