Blanche Quote #667

Quote from Blanche in Blind Date

John: It's no fun being stood up, is it?
Blanche: Listen, mister, if you're looking for a quick score because you think I'm down, then you can just think again.
John: As a matter of fact, I was looking for a little sympathy. Got stood up myself tonight. Cross my heart. What's left of it.
Blanche: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so darn angry. My name's Blanche.
John: John. John Quinn. How do you do? I don't know about you, but I sure feel too old to be stood up.
Blanche: You're not the only one. This is the fourth time that man has canceled. He just found somebody better, that's all.
John: Oh, Blanche.
Blanche: Yes, he did. Somebody younger and prettier.
John: Blanche, it can't be.
Blanche: Well, maybe you're right. Somebody younger and as pretty.

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