Dorothy Quote #683

Quote from Dorothy in Stan Takes a Wife

Dorothy: Don't listen to her, Stanley. It's beautiful. I'm sure Katherine will love it.
Stan: You mean it?
Dorothy: Not a word.
Stan: Babe, it's a real diamond. What's wrong with it?
Blanche: I think the more appropriate question is "Where is it?"
Stan: OK, the diamond's not very big. OK, it's not a real diamond. It's the thought that counts. OK, I didn't put much thought into it. It was cheap. I'm cheap. What can I tell you?
Blanche: Stanley, honey, why don't you let me help you pick out something else for Katherine?
Rose: I'll help too.
Stan: Hey, there's nothing wrong with my taste. You've seen that ring that I picked out for Dorothy.
Dorothy: Actually, he was going for a bracelet, but the mechanical claw grabbed the ring.

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 ‘Stan Takes a Wife’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Rose: What about you? You must be exhausted being here by yourself all night.
Dorothy: I wasn't alone. Stan came by and stayed with me. Brought me food, held me. Showed me that special part of himself.
Rose: Right there in the waiting room?
Dorothy: Not that part, Rose!

Quote from Blanche

Dorothy: You have been walking around sick for over a week. You'd feel a lot better if you would just obey the doctor's orders. Look, either you're gonna follow his orders or I'll call him and tell on you.
Sophia: Oh, what is he gonna do? Come over and spank me?
Blanche: If he does, tell him to come by my room.

Quote from Sophia

Blanche: Then it's finally happened. I cannot believe it. I have lost it, haven't I?
Sophia: In more backseats than any woman I know.