Sophia Quote #996
Quote from Sophia in Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
Dorothy: Where is the jacket, Ma?
Sophia: I gave it to the guy from thriftshop.
Blanche: You what?
Dorothy: Let's go. We've got to get down there before they sell it.
Sophia: What's the big deal? It's only a crummy old old jacket.
Rose: We put the winning lottery ticket in the pocket.
Sophia: Start the engine and open the door. I'll jump in at the bottom of the driveway.
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Ida: We sure did.
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Dorothy: Who's the letter from, Ma?
Sophia: Joanne Pescatore. She's coming to Miami for a visit.
Dorothy: Joanne Pescatore? Didn't she own that little candy store down the street from us in Brooklyn?
Sophia: That was Jeanette Passadano.
Dorothy: Oh. Then who was Joanne Pescatore?
Sophia: How the hell should I know? This letter's for Rose.
Dorothy: Ma, why are you reading Rose's mail?
Sophia: Because all you got were bills. Listen to this at the end. Tell me if you think Joanne's a lesbian.
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Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
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Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.