Dorothy Quote #646

Quote from Dorothy in Bang the Drum, Stanley

Dorothy: I'm calling the hospital.
Stan: Dorothy, this guy is good. He's probably the most learned, respected, important neurologist in the state of Florida.
Blanche: How'd you ever meet a man like that?
Stan: We were judges at a wet T-shirt contest.
Dorothy: I'm calling the hospital.

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 ‘Bang the Drum, Stanley’ Quotes

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Stan: Please, Dorothy, you'll have the time of your life.
Dorothy: The time of my life? Stan, the last time you said that it took 12 seconds, and I ended up three months' pregnant at my own wedding.

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Dorothy: How did the auditions go?
Rose: Great! Oh, you should've tried out, Dorothy. Everybody was really stinky, you might have gotten a part this year.
Blanche: Rose, don't be silly. Dorothy couldn't get a part. We're doing the award-winning musical Cats. You have to be agile, graceful and sensual.
Dorothy: You're right, Blanche. How could I possibly compete with you? I mean, you've given some of your finest performances in back alleys.

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Stan: Wait, Dorothy. I was thinking about us. Good old days, back in Brooklyn. Ebbets Field. Remember those warm summer nights, sitting in the bleachers, eating hot dogs, rooting for the Dodgers and kissing passionately between innings?
Dorothy: Stanley, you never took me to Ebbets Field.
Stan: No?
Dorothy: No!