Sophia Quote #945
Quote from Sophia in Bang the Drum, Stanley
Stan: I'm talking about a lawsuit. If we can show that you're severely injured, we can sue the ball club and the ballpark for a lot of money.
Sophia: I'm not severely injured.
Stan: You can fake it. I have a good doctor friend who will back you up.
Sophia: I'm appalled. Shocked. Disgusted. How much money are we talking about?
Stan: A couple of hundred thousand at least.
Sophia: A couple of hundred thousand?! [Sophia falls to the ground]
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Bang the Drum, Stanley’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: Please, Dorothy, you'll have the time of your life.
Dorothy: The time of my life? Stan, the last time you said that it took 12 seconds, and I ended up three months' pregnant at my own wedding.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: How did the auditions go?
Rose: Great! Oh, you should've tried out, Dorothy. Everybody was really stinky, you might have gotten a part this year.
Blanche: Rose, don't be silly. Dorothy couldn't get a part. We're doing the award-winning musical Cats. You have to be agile, graceful and sensual.
Dorothy: You're right, Blanche. How could I possibly compete with you? I mean, you've given some of your finest performances in back alleys.
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: Wait, Dorothy. I was thinking about us. Good old days, back in Brooklyn. Ebbets Field. Remember those warm summer nights, sitting in the bleachers, eating hot dogs, rooting for the Dodgers and kissing passionately between innings?
Dorothy: Stanley, you never took me to Ebbets Field.
Stan: No?
Dorothy: No!