Sophia Quote #839
Quote from Sophia in Rose's Big Adventure
Sophia: Everybody, this is Vincenzo.
Dorothy: Ma, who is Vincenzo?
Sophia: Who he is doesn't matter. It's who he used to be. Thirty years ago, this man was one of Italy's foremost architects, respected the world over, creator of some of Europe's most beautiful cathedrals. Isn't that right, Vincenzo?
Vincenzo: [mumbles, chuckles]
Sophia: Today, he's a pathetic shell of a man who spends all day looking up women's dresses. Relax. He doesn't speak a word of English. Watch. Vincenzo?
Vincenzo: Eh?
Sophia: You're a wrinkled old pervert, right?
Vincenzo: [laughs approvingly]
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Rose's Big Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: I don't know what to do. I'm gonna have to sleep on it.
Sophia: "Sleep on it." Men. Sex. All I do is listen to your sexual problems. How about my sexual problems?
Dorothy: Ma, what is your sexual problem?
Sophia: I don't get any. And I read in a magazine where a woman is at her sexual peak at 83.
Blanche: Sophia, I read that same article. Honey, it was 33.
Sophia: Really? Then all those feelings I've been having lately must be colitis.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Dorothy, that was the last contractor in the book.
Dorothy: Oh, I just don't care. I am so fed up with all of these people, I'm ready to give up.
Blanche: Dorothy, you can't give up. You're no quitter. Why just think of the many times you have been dumped by a man. Did you quit dating? No, ma'am. You sank even lower, scraping the bottom of the barrel, facing certain humiliation. And why?
Dorothy: Thanks, Blanche. I get the point.
Blanche: No, I mean it, Dorothy. Why?
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: Oh, for crying out loud, where is he now? This remodeling job is never going to be finished.
Blanche: Dorothy, relax. He'll be back.
Sophia: Who wants him back? The man's a thief. I haven't seen a crime like this in a garage since the St.
Valentine's Day Massacre.
Dorothy: Ma, you did not see the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. I was at the movies that day. All day.